How to be awesome during Christmas-The Single Bro's Guide :)

YEAHHHH.
So now it's my turn to shine 8)

I'm bloody ridiculously bored, so here's a random post.

STEP 1: Start with a relatively-OKAY look. T-Shirt, Jeans, Glasses.
Looks like I'm set? 8)
You might wanna shower first. Maybe use some OLD SPICE.
(Smell like a man, man.)

STEP 2: Wear a blazer. And jeans.

If you don't have a blazer, substitute with an outer shirt, or get one.

Why a T-Shirt with a blazer, you ask? Simple.
Experts have shown, that the T-Shirt with outer Shirt/Blazer look works on about 99.9% of all women at random christmas parties that you may or may not be going to.

They like the fact and the way you look, because you look stylishly suave, yet kiddish enough, to not be over-matured:)
The shirt inside, showss that you're conservative enough to keep your emotions in, and not to reveal it to people you're not close to,
The outer shirt/blazer, shows that you're single and well adjusted enough, to mingle and make...friends.

True Story 8)

STEP 3: Have an equally cute bro.

In terms of genetic gifts, you need to be able to have a bro, who is described by at least 7 of you 10 female friends, to be "kinda cute".
Distract him with a comic, and head out to steal those chicks who describe him as "kinda cute".
HAHA, Theong. xD

Of course, you have to do this with his permission. Don't piss him off by not getting him any Christmas Poon in return.

REMEMBER, KIDS. CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT GIVING, SHARING, and getting that cute chick's number 8)

BONUS STEP: Make use of any and all gifts and little quirks you can, to give the more "Christmas" Vibe out to any unsuspecting females.

Like for example, you have braces? CHANGE THE DAMN COLOURS BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
I GOT MINE INTO RED AND GREEN.
Do that, and you will be like a boss.

Or if you usually wear bandanas, ala my team mate, Naif? CHANGE THE BANDANA TO A RED AND GREEN ONE.

Or what have you. What counts, is the advantage.

Quick Check-List?

-Blazer
-Look and smell good.
-A "kinda cute" bro.
-Extra accessories if available.

Now, single dudes out there, work thy magic 8)

Single Ladies, take this post as a warning for what single bros out there might be doing... 8)

-Ry

Will post more about Christmas over the next week. CHRISTMASSSS<3